Rogen Loves Penis, Woody Hearts Boobies, Sumner Hates Hooky, Timbaland Gives Up

"Now it's a lot of penis jokes with heart. You get penis and heart." - Had Seth Rogen's "Superbad" been shot with the original script he wrote in high school, the movie would be all flatulence and vulgarity. Having learned the ways of sensei Judd Apatow, the movie now contains dick jokes with a heart of gold . [AP]

"Rarely have I slept overnight on the curb to be the first on line for a movie, but when ‘Summer With Monika’ opened at the Jewel in Flatbush, a young boy with red hair and black-rimmed glasses could be seen clubbing senior citizens to the floor in an effort to insure the choicest, unobstructed seat.” - Woody Allen came to the works of Ingmar Bergman circuitously; the way any young boy in the 1950s would: the promise of comely, young nakedness onscreen. [Paper Cuts]

“I think that Hooky just needs to chill out a little bit and relax.” - Bernard Sumner thinks his embattled, threateningly litigious former New Order buddy Peter Hook need to pop a few xanax, DJ another Ibiza party and mellow the fuck out. [Rolling Stone]

"I'm done being cool; I want to work with Celine Dion." Sri Lankan MIA speaks on behalf of Timbaland who is so distraught over the complete failure of his recent solo album he will say anything outrageous to play it off like he just doesn't care. [Village Voice]

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