Falco Movie Will Rock Your Amadeus In February 2008 Provided You Are Homo Eurotrash Live In Austria

Johnny Cash is to America, what Falco is to Austria. At least judging by the trailer for Falco: Verdammt, Wir Leben Noch!" (which roughly translates as: 'More Delicious Struddle!' or 'Damn It, We're Still Alive,' take your pick) the new biopic about the life of the queeny Austrian synthmeister.

The estimable Grace Jones is the biggest name in this thing if you want any indication of its white hot star power, but it's unclear what, if any, U.S. release date there is scheduled (according to IMDB, none, shocker), but it's apparently coming out in Austria (naturally), February 7, 2008. Someone juice up the Concord! One can probably assume it will hit the rest of Europe once the Austrian box-office receipts no doubt pile up to about two trillion shillings (or perhaps an endorsement for Ahhrnold) which is like the equivalent of about 14 bucks (and or American ironists will pool their resources together and fly over together squealing with delight in anticipation the entire flight).

The Austrian Deutschbag singer, most known for his 1986 synthy-novetly one-hit-wonder hit, "Rock Me Amadeus," died of severe injuries during a collision with a bus in his sweet, sweet Mitsubishi Pajero in the Dominican Republic on February 6, 1998, just two weeks before his 41st birthday. A tragic loss to the world of music that we are still reeling and coping with (the 9/11 of music they called it). Judging by the trailer this was sort of akin to the moment when JFK was taken down by The Cia, Martians, Oliver Stone Lee Harvey Oswald. (JC via Adam Baran) The soundtrack shockingly contains tons of beloved Falco songs we all know by heart and adore [ed. I don't think you packed in enough Austrian cliches here].

Trailer: Falco: Verdammt, Wir Leben Noch!