3/07/2008

'The Wire's Almost Over: Sheeeeeeeeat; Our Fond Musical Moment Memories

"The Wire" is about to end and we're getting misty as we prepare to say goodbye to this monumental show, sheeeeeeeat.


Looking back on it all, when we start to reminisce and think about the moments we're fondest of from this fifth and final season, we can't help but go to the Omar and Donnie scenes during their almost 3-episode long stakeout of Marlo drug lieutenant Monk.

Donnie was of course muscle for the fallen Butchie - Omar's beloved blind banker, advisor and friend - and at a high-rise in Baltimore County, Omar and Donnie staked out Monk's condo from a car, carefully planning their revenge for the blind man's ruthless murder.

The scenes always provided many emotions for the audience, from subtle comedy (the fact that these tough guy gangsters were listening to really, soft, sensitive and sometimes tearful soul tracks - Joe Tex, The Temptations, Smokey Robinson), to moments of camaraderie (there was a quiet, understood brotherhood bonding thing going on) to straight up relief from all the action (the scenes often tended to be chill and relaxed as the duo patiently sat, waited, smoked, listened to music and waited some more for the exact right moment to strike).

It was always enjoyable to watch the show cut to these two during their surveillance hunt and especially watching Donnie - the mostly taciturn and soft-spoken thug (who's real life gang experiences provided much of Omar's back story) - sing along gently. The human element of these scenes only endeared you to them both all the more (and made their respective deaths all that harder to bear).

HBO has just published this fantastic music feature on their site with 'Wire' music supervisor Blake Leyh (who's worked on all five seasons) which features fairly substantial interview, a choice playlist he put together called “The B-Side of Baltimore” that showcases eleven tracks that never made it into the show and why. It also showcases five scenes from the show with music and the reasons that went into choosing those tracks. It's really comprehensive and top notch.

Just as the show's writing, the music approach was never conventional. "We put music in there as a device to push you away from the people a little bit," Leyh said. "It's something you would so rarely do in a Hollywood movie; you would want to pump up the emotion. But on 'The Wire,' so often we're trying to go against that."

We also provided two tracks by Sly & The Family Stone and Barbara Lewis that were quietly played in the background of Season 5 episodes.

Listen: The Temptations - " Just My Imagination"
Download: Smokey Robinson - "My Girl Has Gone"
Download:
Joe Tex - "Just Out Of Reach"
Download: Sly & The Family Stone - "In Time"
Download: Barbara Lewis - "Baby I'm Yours"
Download: Curtis Mayfield & The Impressions - "Gypsy Woman"

The Wire Clip: Omar "It's all in the game"

Watch: The Wire Season 5 Episode Final Preview
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It's Not All Oriental Arts, Sometimes You Get Mexican Judo As In, 'Ju Don't Know Who You're Messing With, Holmes'

Due March 21, "Drillbit Taylor," yet another Judd Apatow produced comedy, is around the corner.

This one however seems a little bit more PG and kid-friendly (though the trailer has it's decent jokes too, but don't look for an R-Rated one).

Starring Owen Wilson, 'Taylor' teams writing/acting threat Seth Rogen with "Undeclared" writer Kristofor Brown based off an original idea by the veritable godfather of teen comedies, John Hughes ("The Breakfast Club," "Ferris Bueller's Day Off," etc.).

The gist is this: two loser teenagers, (relative unknowns, Troy Gentile - who doubles as chubby young Jack Black in "Nacho Libre" - and Nate Hartley) hire a bodyguard who unbeknownst to them is an adult loser, Owen Wilson (Drillbit Taylor) to keep them from their high school bullies (Alex Frost and Josh Peck - who later this year has a breakout role in the hip-hop heavy film, "The Wackness").

The film is directed by Steve Brill who had a small part in "Knocked-Up" and is good friends with Adam Sandler, who in turn is good friends with Apatow (see 'Zohan' later this year). The film also stars Apatow's wife, the charming Leslie Mann and potential comedy break-out star Danny R. McBride.

JoBlo has an exclusive clip from the film which you can see here below. After Owen Wilson's alleged suicide attempt it appeared as if it might be difficult to market this film, but the campaign has shifted its focus back on its star, as it all seems to have blown over, and all seems well ('Drillbit' is not the first, post-alleged suicide attempt film, "The Darjeeling Limited" was released at the same time all that brouhaha happened). It's debatable whether this film will be funny to adults, but our headline cribbed from the trailer makes us lol.

Watch: "Drillbit Taylor" scene

Trailer: "Drillbit Taylor"

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Viral Campaign For New Judd Apatow Comedy - 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' - Begins With Faux Blog & YouTube Clips

Another season, another Judd Apatow comedy.


This spring,
(April 18 to be exact), "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" finally gives a lead part to longstanding Apatow troupe member Jason Segel ("Freaks & Geeks," "Undeclared" a small "Knocked-Up" role") who actually wrote the film as well.

Directed by Nicholas Stoller, who helmed a few episodes of "Undeclared" and directed "Fun With Dick and Jane" (which he co-wrote with Apatow), the plot of 'Marshall' revolves around a jilted ex (Segel) who tries to forget his famous celebrity ex and heartbreak by escaping to Hawaii only to find this ex gf, Sarah Marshall (played by "Veronica Mars"' Kristen Bell) there as well with her new boyfriend to boot (British comedian and TV personality Russell Brand).

Paul Rudd ("Virgin,' and 'Knocked') and Jonah Hill ("Superbad") have supporting roles and That '70s Show actress Mila Kunis plays Segel's new love interest.

To get the marketing campaign rolling, Apatow and crew (and or Universal) have devised a clever way of promoting the film by making a fake blog written by Segel's lovelorn character in the film, Peter Bretter, called "Sarah Marshall Completes Me" (his dislikes include "People who mispronounce Dracula (it's Dra-cu-ya)")

On the blog, Bretter composes embarrassingly earnest posts about his devotion to his Marshall complete with webcam YouTube clips of himself painfully singing and cultivating a digital scrapbook. In the film Marshall (Bell) plays an up-and-coming actress on the rise and soon finds herself outgrowing Bretter (Segel).

One entry alludes to this plot point that basically starts the story. "Just got back from the premiere of "AFTER THE TONE" and you rocked!! Seriously f*** the critics, no offense or anything but if you can’t do, you criticize … the killer cell phones were plenty scary. But most importantly … You have made the jump to the big screen!"

Posters of the film with an after-the-breakup tone, are also making the rounds on the web.

Universal must be confident in this film's abilities, the creative team, Segel, Stoller and Apatow already have their next project lined-up, the very-'Sarah Marshall II' sounding "Five Year Engagement."

Watch: I Love You Sarah


Watch: Hi Baby


Trailer: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (R-Rated version)

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'My Blueberry Nights' & Soundtrack Pushed To April; Film Has Been Recut & Tweaked

"My Bluberry Nights," directed by Wong Kar-Wai and starring the acting debut of Norah Jones, has led a troubled life.

In had a mediocre showing at Cannes 2007 and its release date kept getting pushed back (A September release was rumored and test screenings were shown in New York around July too). Then rumors swirled that notorious hatchetman, Harvey Weinstein (the film's distributor) was taking his scissorhands to the film (or maybe not); either way, edits were being made.

In October of last year, it was announced that the film was coming out February 13 (and the soundtrack featuring Jones, Cat Power and Ry Cooder would come out Feb 5), but of course mid-February rolled around and there was no broken hearts roadtrip movie in time for Valentine's day.

Now the film has been pushed once more. Indiewire reports it has been moved to an April 4 date (and Blue Note has confirmed that the soundtrack has been pushed to April 1 to coincide with the release) and it is indeed a new cut. In a statement, The Weinstein company said, "This is a new cut of the film, different than the version shown at Cannes," trying to avoid the memorable stain of the poor reception the film met in France.

At this point, it's received such lousy press, April's probably not going to make a huge difference, but we are big
Wong Kar-Wai fans so we'll be holding out some hope. You can preview the original song Norah Jones wrote for the film, "The Story," here.
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Some Jersey Stugot Club Owner Claims He's Got Inside Track On 'The Sopranos' Movie

This news has probably travelled like a brushfire, so we'll try and be quick.

The manager of the BadaBing, the famous club featured in HBO's "The Sopranos" owned by head goomba Tony Soprano, Nick D’Urso, has said he put rennovations on the club (in real life known as Satin Dolls) on hold after the club received a phone call about plans for a feature film version of New Jersey’s favorite crime family.

“I got an inside tip that they’re going to do a movie, so I don’t want to make any major changes,” D’Urso said Wednesday. “I’m not going to reveal my sources, but we got a call from somebody (working) on the script.”

An HBO spokeswoman replied to this goomba's claims with a firm “no comment.”

No comment is not a denial, right? This is the point of the story where everyone starts speculating wildly and or trying to predict where a 'Sopranos' movie storyline might go. Don't stop believing, people. [The Record]

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3/06/2008

Meta-Alert: Media Runs Article With 'Wire' Creator About The Media Backlash To His Critique About The Media... Get It?

We're immense fans of HBO's "The Wire," but decided against our detailed Sopranos-like coverage of the final season because, frankly, other people seemed to be doing a better job of it (Vulture being number 1; especially in the early stages of the season) and we didn't have that much time to properly devote to it without half-assing it (City Editor Gus Haynes might say this excuse is some, "shameful shit").

But as "The Wire" draws to a close this Sunday, we can't help, but take notice of the belated bits of media coverage that's being doled out these last few days in anticipation and do a tiny recap of this final fifth media-heavy season. Oh, and if you've never watched this show? Do yourself a favor and don't read this post (or any post about the show and then go watch it already).

We sadly saw Omar Little - the ghetto Robbin' of the hood - fall at the hands of a sociopathic street youngin' without redemption or sentimental fanfare - all in the game, yo (but not before gaining far-fetched super powers?); we've seen Detective Jimmy McNulty's wild hubris cause an entire city and police department to be led on a cost-prohibitive (and implausible) wild goose chase for a serial killer that doesn't exist and watched in horror as Scott Templeton - the Jayson Blair of the Baltimore Sun - besmirched the good name of journalism with his wanton fabrication and bogus reporting (dovetailing nicely with the reckless and rampaging McNulty campaign), among many other narrative arcs.

Perhaps mostly importantly though, we've read and watched creator David Simon go from near deification status in the minds of the media and critics, to - if not quite vilification status - then disappointment and resentment at what's been considered by many the sub-par quality of this final season (and its a valid criticism, it hasn't been an infallible run). Some thought all the newsroom-based season was too inside baseball, others just thought it was going off the rails.

"I expected it," Simon said on the media backlash to the Associated Press. "The average school superintendent or police commissioner or mayor or union leader, they don't blog and they don't publish. When you write about the media, you must expect the critique to be critiqued."

It's ironic. The "Dickensian aspect" of it all - the season's theme - has become a metaphor for the specious examination of the big picture at the expense of the true story and critics might argue this is exactly what has dogged Season 5 (the reference also being a meta-narrative dig at all the 'Wire' reviews that lazily glommed together to repeatedly describe the show as "Dickensian" over the years). Simon sees it differently; he's long been accused of being arrogant and angry himself and this part of the AP story won't muffle that impression.

Simon thinks the media has fittingly missed the real story: "This newspaper depicted goes through the entire year missing every story. What's not on the screen is my critique.' "
Meaning, every story on the show this season was basically missed by the newspaper media in the show (Mayor Carcetti's gubernatorial plan, one of the biggest drug dealers in the city (Prop Joe) being killed, the Marlo task force being taken apart, etc. etc.)

The AP says 'Wire' heads might have been somewhat frustrated and disenchanted with this final season but claims devotees will likely find the final episode "exceptionally rewarding. There are also a few touches of symmetry with the pilot episode, which Clark Johnson [Gus Haynes] directed." It's interesting to note that according to the AP, this season has averaged about 3.5 million viewers, which sounds high, but according to U.S.A. Today, ratings once peaked at 4 million and this season has been dismal with rating plummeting below the 1 million mark (the paper suggests that The Wire wore out its welcome with even its core base). The Baltimore Sun reported (without vengeful glee) much the same dire stats.

One revelation the media enlightened us on in these last few days of coverage? Randy is indeed Cheese Wagstaff's (Method Man) son (many assumed they were cousins).


Another thing the HBO website just taught us? The fabulist reporter Scott Templeton? The actor that plays him, Tom McCarthy, directed one of our favorite 2003 films, the quirky indie-drama "The Station Agent."

Full disclosure: We have Episode 60, the final Wire episode (artfully entitled "30," the newspaper term for a story's inevitable conclusion), but we're not going to watch it... yet (much to the chagrin of those foiled this past Monday). Also, note: the information about the final song used at the end, leaked and was pulled down ("The Wire" ends each season with a musical moment montage and many are heavily anticipating what the song will be). We read what it was (goddamn it!), but we're not going to share, but it's out there if you want to track it down. Hint: David Simon himself asked that the information be pulled down (and much to his chagrin, Google never forgets).

We must admit, when it's all over we're going to be sad to see the show end, flaws and all. And melancholier still that even as this fictional world likely goes on, no fictional cornerboys will scatter in fear now that the disquieting alarm, "Omar, yo! Omar!" no longer needs to echo across the streets.
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David Gordon Green Remaking Horror Classic 'Suspiria'; Is He The New Chameleon Genre Shape-Shifter of Indie-Filmdom?

If the hallmark of the film auteur is cultivating an identifying and unique style, indie wunderkind David Gordon Green might be systematically tearing down his signature status with every new project he takes on.

There was talk last year that the 32-year-old filmmaker was one of the directors being considered to helm a remake of the 1977 lo-fi horror classic, "Suspiria," and yesterday two different outlets, MTV and horror site, Shock til you Drop, confirmed that Green has indeed written a script which he hopes to direct.

But as someone known for his Terrence Malick-like lyrical and atmospheric coming-of-age tales set in the South doesn't this seem strange? “No, it doesn’t make a lick of sense,” Green told MTV laughing. “But it’s wicked. I love it, plot holes and everything. ‘Suspiria’ is a classic for me. I want to be scared. I want to be afraid.”

But it does make
many degrees of sense actually. Despite being known for his lyrical films, "George Washington" and "All The Real Girls," Green's been talking up his eclectic taste and his burning desire to tackle disparate genres for many years now. He might also just might have creative A.D.D. as he once touted a having a Western and a science-fiction film idea on the table (more on that later).

"I have a sense of humor. I'm not always this lyrical, slow-moving, Southern crybaby." - David Gordon Green.

Thirsty for different experiences, the young filmmaker put his money where his mouth was and began tackling different genres with ardent zeal. First came 2004's "Undertow," a '70s-like gothic fairy tale that melded tones of horror, suspense and his impressionistic meanderings. He then began adapting novels withs furious aplomb which begat the upcoming grim drama, "Snow Angels" (which opens this weekend, but premiered in Sundance 2007). Green's vocal desire to tackle comedy, a genre he'd been hot to try on forever (see the very subtle comedy of the indie heartbreak film, "All The Real Girls") finally found him room within the Judd Apatow clique and this summer's sure-to-be comedy blockbuster, the stoner action flick, "Pineapple Express" (which tested extremely positively in early screenings). If 'Express' doesn't fly him dangerously close to the sun of mainstream appeal and acceptance, there's still many a project that could.

When not directing, Green became a writing gun for hire over the years. While we know that being attached to a project never guarantees that a film is going to get made - and in Green's case, whether he's going to direct it, should it gain financing - one things for sure: the guys
must be uber-prolific and fast, because he's turned around a shitload of scripts since the beginning of the decade.

Here's a look at the projects he's talked up and been attached to in the last five or six-odd years. "My hope is that I can dabble in all genres because, let's face it, I'm a freakin' movie geek and like a lot of different kind of movies," he told IFC just recently.

Goat
Adapted by Green from the Brad Land memoir about fraternity hazing, the project was at one point in pre-production with Emile Hirsch attached to star, but it sounds like this one was put on the backburner. "I play Brad Land. I'm a junior pledging to be in a fraternity. You'll see the inside world of it." Hirsch told MTV. Green had hoped to begin shooting in September of 2005, but obviously that never happened. IMDB says it's currently in production again for a 2010 release date, but apparently Mike Nichols is going to direct according to rumors.

The Untitled Motorcross Movie
A coming-of-age film about James "Bubba" Stewart, a teen "who is to motocross racing what Tiger Woods is to golf," was written by Green for Tom Cruise's Cruise/Wagner Productions while the Top Gun star had his deal at Paramount and the film was revving up pre-production in fall 2005, but after the whole Sumner Redstone Cruise/Paramount imbroglio, we can assume this project fell apart - or at least had to start over. The project was to make the feature-length debut of Sam Jones, the director behind the Wilco documentary, "I Am Trying To Break Your Heart."

Confederacy of Dunces
Green campaigned hard for the film, knocking down the doors of producer Stephen Soderberg, but the film became logjammed. "There were too many cooks involved, too many producers, the egos of a lot of people," Green told MTV of the problems that unraveled the "Dunces" production. "It had a lot of financial baggage [that] was propelling the budget to a place where you would have to make compromises in casting and the narrative by the time you started paying off all these jackasses." Will Ferrell, Mos Def and Drew Barrymore were attached at one point, but don't look for this one to start up anytime soon if ever. "It was a circumstance where every move needed to be approved and calculated and re-approved and baggage kept getting bigger and bigger. I don't think anyone can make it until someone gets paid off or dies," he said.

Nerd Camp
The writer/director penned a "stoner-counselor-at-nerd-camp comedy" for
Seann William Scott. "I'm writing , a high-concept studio comedy," Green told Indiewire in April 2006. The premise was dead-simple. "It's about a summer camp for geniuses." It's possible that this script, which was being written for Universal, made the rounds before Judd Apatow had decided on a "Pineapple Express" director and when the two met on the set of "Knocked Up," the mayor of comedy might have decided on his man. Whatever happened to this project? Our feeling it was just a warm-up piece for Green to prove to studios he could write comedy.

The Precious Few
A very, "Smokey And The Bandit"-like movie, the demolition derby movie was written with friend and 'Real Girl' actor Danny McBride, (of the upcoming Will Ferrell-produced "The Foot Fist Way") and was set to re-team the director with his longtime friend
Paul Schneider (star of "All The Real Girls") "Eventually it's going to cost a lot of money because I've got a lot of cars to wreck," Green told Moviechicks in the fall of 2004. Maybe if 'Pineapple' does well and it earns him more clout?

John Grisham's "Innocent Man" -
Part of his deal with Warner Independent to pick up "Snow Angels," was agreeing to write and direct a drama based on John Grisham's non-fiction book The Innocent Man. The book tells the true story of Ron Williamson, a man wrongly convicted of murder who spent more than 10 years on death row in Oklahoma.

The Secret Life of Bees
He described his adaptation of the 2004 NY Times best-seller as a period piece similar in tone to "
To Kill a Mockingbird." Green explained "Bees" as a much-needed breath of fresh air to MTV. "It's a chick flick," he said. "Which for me [would be] interesting because ['Undertow'] was so masculine and heavy and full of dudes. It might be nice to hang out with some ladies and have some fine china." According to IMDB, this project is in production without Green's script or involvement.

Fat Albert
"I've had two goals as far as movies are concerned forever that I can remember. One of them was to [make] 'Dunces,' and [then] more than anything in the whole world, I really wanna do 'Fat Albert,' "
he admitted to MTV. "I got really depressed because they were about to go into production on 'Fat Albert' a year ago with Forrest Whitaker directing, so I was super pissed." Green didn't get the project and it was made in 2004 much to his chagrin.

One in the Chamber
"I'd also like to start a straight-to-video action company that just does genre movies. Me and my friend Darius just finished the script called "One in the Chamber,"
he told STYD. "It's just a guy going to get his kidnapped son out of prison. Give me a couple million bucks to go explore some schlock. I'd like to be the next Roger Corman. He would have his hand in freakin' 'Piranha' but also in Fellini. I like that idea. I would love to do some genre stuff but also some crazy intimate, no-budget movies. That's my problem. I only have one me, and I have a limited number of years before I die, and the biggest problem is that I like to do a lot of stuff that has nothing to do with movies and movies are very time-consuming, so you have to make choices, and that's really frustrating."

Shockproof Sydney Skate
Green adapted the novel for director/actor Sidney Pollack. Hailed as the Catcher in the Rye for the seventies, about a young "shockproof" boy who develops a problem when the girl he loves and his mother, a lesbian, develop crushes on each other. No news has evolved on this project since he first talked it up in 2004. The adaptation is probably in a drawer somewhere.


Lord Vishnu's Love Handles
A spy novel that Green became attached to as a director according to an interview with author Will Clarke. "Out of the blue, a New Zealand screenwriter, Grant Morris ("Heroes" TV show writer), called to option it. He then got Michael London ("Sideways") attached as the producer who got David Gordon Green to attach as the director. And then to my utter surprise, the three of them set the project up at Paramount Pictures."


Miscellaneous: the Western, Ronson, Science-Fiction, Medieval
According to the always unreliable Wikipedia, Green is attached to a project called, "The Legend of Ronson." There doesn't appear to be any other details on what it's about. He also has an aforementioned Western about heroin addicts in the Wild West that he's "trying to get going" and a science-fiction script that he's "had [around] for years," he told Indiewire. He told Moviehabit the latter project was a "[Andrei] Tarkovsky-esque science fiction that will be three hours long," that apparently is a vehicle for Paul Rudd.
There's also an new untitled Medieval Project, but nothing is known about this so far, but it was mentioned in the very recent Shock Til You Drop piece (note the Western and the sci-fi film are scripts that were bandied about around 2001, they're probably fairly dormant at this point).

"I could be attached to a million [projects], but I don't know if anything will ever be made with my name on it. I just want to try and make [films] that are distinctive and play on a realistic ball field where I can be creative." - DGG

So little time, so many ideas... PS, we're not the only ones that think Green's utility player direction is an interesting one. MTV asked just today (3.7.08) if this will be his year.
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'Watchmen' Cast Revealed In Costume Suggests Comic-Film Might Not Be Terrible

One year and counting til the day Zack Snyder's "Watchmen" feature-film adaptation hits the big screen and the director has leaked photos of some of the cast in costume on his Watchmen blog.

In costume (and all looking surprisingly good and uncampy) are The Comedian (Jeffrey Dean Morgan), Nite Owl (
Patrick Wilson), Ozymandias (Matthew Goode), Rorschach (Jackie Earle Hale), and the Silk Spectre (Malin Akerman).

Snyder understands your geeked out anticipation being a nerd himself. "I know that the time a film is in post can often seem like an eternity with interesting bits of information few and far between. So to help pass the time, here is your first look at some of the Watchmen characters."

We're sort of shocked that a) none of the characters look like ass and b) that we've become now suddenly mildly interested. The entire cast - or at least who's playing who - is visually represented here.

Thanks to Vulture for doing the photoshop work for us. Wonder what curmudgeonly creator Alan Moore thinks? (he's notoriously anti "Watchmen" on the bigscreen).

Those that assume it will be an all CGI/green-screen fest should think again. There’s a lot of real set work in it,”Jackie Earle Haley told MTV. “They’ll stick green screens in here and there to make buildings taller, but I think it’s going to be unique. There was a lot more green screen work in ‘300.’”

We must confess, we saw "300" the other night for the first time and it wasn't terrible. We were surprised. Snyder definitely knows his effects, though directing story and characters to above-average grade remains to be seen.
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Call Him Big Poppa; Notorious B.I.G. Movie Finds Its Star; Derek Luke Plays Puff, Anthony Mackie Playing Tupac

After a long and exhausting nationwide search that included desperately reaching out to the Internet and any plus-sized homies vaguely resembling a famous 350 lbs rapper, the long-gestating Notorious B.I.G. biopic has found its man.

The Fox Searchlight film project, "Notorious," has cast Jamal Woolard, aka the Brooklyn-based rapper Gravy, to play rap icon Biggie Smalls (Christopher Wallace), a.k.a. the Notorious B.I.G., in its upcoming biopic.

Name actors like Derek Luke (David Mamet's "Spartan"), Angela Bassett and the young thespian heavyweight Anthony Mackie ("Half Nelson") have all been cast in the film as well.

Luke will play Sean 'Puff Daddy, Diddy' Combs, the BadBoy impresario and record executive who helped launch Biggie's career with 1994's classic debut Ready To Die. Mackie will play his West Coast rival Tupac Shakur (holy shit!) and Bassett will play Big's moms Voletta Wallace.

Not a total unknown, Gravy released a number of indie hip-hop albums before being signed to Warner Bros. in the late '90s, but made headlines in 2006 - and perhaps is best known for - when he was shot in the buttocks outside the infamous New York hip-hop radio station Hot 97 and finished his appearance on the show before being taken to the hospital. A few weeks later he was banned from the show by host Funkmaster Flex.

OK, we've been extremely skeptical about this project from the get-go, but wow, this top notch casting news is unexpected and fucking phenomenal.

Now the things we have to worry about are this allegedly, mediocre script that leaked and whether Gravy can act or not.

Nah Right reminds us that Gravy was rumored to be in line for the role nearly two years ago, which make us all think : what was the point of auditioning every overweight hustler under the sun? Maybe cause Gravy wasn't quite right and they wanted to continue their search for the perfect match?

Gravy admitted even in May of 2006 that he and Biggie didn't share too many similarities aside from looks. "Look at me, let's be honest here," Gravy, told MTV. "I don't sound nothing like him, but people stop and look and be like, 'Look at his stomach! Look at this nigga. Damn!"

George Tillman Jr. ("Soul Food," "Barbershop") has been tapped to direct. Principal photography has been scheduled for a March 24 start according to a press release for the film. Joining the cast are mostly newcomers including former 3LW member Naturi Naughton, Dennis White, Julia Pace Mitchell and Antonique Smith, who's a dead-ringer for a young Faith Evans.

The film is already set for a January 16, 2009 release date.

Download: Notorious B.I.G. - "Ready To Die"
Download: Notorious B.I.G. - "Things Have Changed"
Watch: Gravy featuring Akon - "About Me"
Watch: Gravy freestyle
Watch: Gravy on the "Smack" DVD


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3/05/2008

'Paranoid Park' Continues Gus Van Sant's Fixation With Young Sk8r Bois, Arty Slo-Mo & Elliptical Narrative Formalism

We wrote our review for Gus Van Sant's latest film, "Paranoid Park" back during the New York Film Festival. Since the movie comes out this weekend, we thought we'd just repost it, rather than rewrite it (our feelings on the film have essentially not changed).

Gus Van Sant has been fixated on a minimalist, experimental type of filmmaking since the beginning of this decade ("Gerry," "Elephant" and "Last Days" comprise what people call his "death trilogy") and his approach with his latest effort, "Paranoid Park," is much the same including his penchant for chronological puzzles/time displacement and his fondness for experimental, musique concrète and abstract music (A special 60th anniversary prize went to Van Sant's film at Cannes this year), not to mention a lyrical and sometimes unfocused approach.

About a teenage skater kid whose life begins to fray after he accidentally kills a security guard and tries to keep it secret, as the London Telegraph perfectly puts it, "few American directors rival Gus Van
Sant's ability to create lush, beautifully lensed and strangely enigmatic odes to the vulnerability of teenage boys," and this nails it.

Photographed with typical gorgeousness by longtime Wong Kar-Wai associate Christopher Doyle, the film branches out and utilizes some brave and dreamy musical choices by Fellini collaborator Nino Rota (brave as they might be distracting to some cinephiles).

Another notable addition to Van Sant's experimental stage is departed musical collaborator Elliott Smith who wrote most of the material used in his breakthrough film, "Good Will Hunting." Van Sant almost uses Smith's material as lyrical and simple music videos where almost entire songs play out in full. The Elliott Smith era track "The White Lady Loves You More" is used in a gorgeous slo-motion shot and he does more film cannibalization - this time his own - by once more using Smith's "Angeles," in another minimalist one-shot.

However, aside from Nino Rota (whose collage of music is all over the film, including themes from "Juliet of the Spirits," and "Amarcord," that stand in drastic emotional juxtaposition to the lead characters numbed mindset), the one person you'll think of musically when you walk away from this film is electro-acoustic Portland artist Ethan Rose whose swirling, evocative and lush soundscapes (think the instrumental parts of Icelandic electronic band Múm) are really the centerpoint of the dreamier tones of the film.

The dense sound design is also bolstered by Montreal electroacoustic musician Robert Normandeau and Francis White's sound installation music "Walk Through Resonant Landscape" which is used to incredibly powerful effect in a shower sequence (again mining his own work, Van Sant used this same sound piece in "Elephant"). All of the music featured in the film is listed out here.


While the film might not be quite as effective as his past few experiments (his cast plucked from myspace casting attempts are sometimes amateur-ish), Van Sant does have an ear for the teenage voice and experience and that strength is evident here once again and at the very least the marriage of visuals and music is extremely stirring. [B+]

In short, it might be our least favorite of Van Sant's experimental phase, though it's probably on par with "Last Days" (though many don't seem to like that film).

"Paranoid Park" hit theaters until this weekend, Friday March 7, 2008. A 19-song soundtrack disc that covers most of the key tracks in the film was released October 15 in France (you can pay 18 Euros for it) but if a U.S. counterpart is coming, there's been no news so far.

Trailer: "Paranoid Park"

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Will Arnett 'Human Giant' Sex-Tape Sketch Is So Fucking Wrong, It's Right

Wow, this has absolutely nothing to do with movies or music or where the twain shall meet, but holy fuck is this skit so wrong, but sooo right. The clip is from MTV's sketch comedy show "Human Giant," where three of the show's comedians (Aziz Ansari, Rob Huebel, Paul Scheer) play paparazzos trying to sneak into an L.A. event in order to get better photo access to celebs.

Without revealing too much, they put on cheap-ass masks pretending to be Mary-Kate & Ashley Oslen and get more than they bargained for when they inadvertently suck the creepy Will Arnett (
"Arrested Development") into a gruesome tryst.

Be forewarned, lines like, "all this talk about abortions is making me super wet," "I'm going to babysit your vagina," and "oh god, I'm going to impregnate your mouth," make this clip strictly R-Rated and NSFW (X-rated?).
Watch: Human Giant Skit featuring Will Arnett

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A Huge Tiny Mistake? So Michael Cera & David Cross Have No Idea About The 'Arrested Development' Movie?

If you've been paying even slight attention to the "Arrested Development" movie news, you'll know that Jason Bateman has been taking on the campaign with a rather zealous interest.

So much so that you might get the idea he's out of work? Which isn't the case obviously, so why is he championing the movie so hard and every chance he gets?

Probably because he loved working on it, fair enough, but maybe he's getting a little ahead of himself? Batemen last told E! Online,
"I can speak for the cast when I say our fingers are crossed." E Online reported that the entire cast had been notified and are onboard.

However, are they? Apparently Micheal Cera and David Cross (George Michael Bluthe and Dr. Tobias Funke respectively) haven't heard word one. According to Cinematical who talked to Cera on the set of "Year One," he seemed very out of the loop. "Is this true?," he said quizzically? "Really? Well [Jason Bateman] would probably know more about it than I would."

Would he actually like to do an AD movie? "Um, yeah, I think so. Yeah, I would love to do it ... it'd be fun." Doesn't sound entirely convincing.

David Cross on the other hand is totally in the dark. "I've been hearing about this since the day [the show] got canceled. Nobody's talked to me. I know nothing. Zero. The only thing I've seen is what's on the Entertainment Weekly website ... which I've never seen."

Despite once admitting that "Arrested Development" co-star Jessica Walter (Lucille Bluth) was a bit of a pain in the ass to work with – "some days were good, some days were absolutely terrible; other days were only moderately terrible” – Cross says he'd be down to reprise the role with a only a few caveats. "As long as I don't have to paint myself blue or wear a fatsuit, I'd love to. I would do that in a heartbeat. That was a really fun character to do, and it'd be great to work with all those guys again. I'd do it in a second."

So, cast members seem to want to do it. Not all of them have actually been notified. The griping suspense and semantics, continues...

Is a movie a good idea? Gawker's Nick Denton of all people made a very decent case for why they shouldn't make a prequel movie for "The Wire," and we have to say, we pretty much agree with him (though yes, we recognize these are two totally different shows).
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Robert Downey Jr. Pulls Ballsy 'Blackface' For Ben Stiller's 'Tropic Thunder'

We honestly don't have much use for Ben Stiller, we didn't find "Zoolander" all that funny and he's been in many a terrible role in the last few years (see his godawful turn in "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story," for one particularily glaring example), so when the announcement of his new comedy "Tropic Thunder," was made a few months back, we shrugged and ignored it.

But hold the phone, a picture of the film released today has us officially interested.

So in the picture is obviously Ben Stiller, Jack Black (blonde in the back) and the African-American soldier? It's fucking Robert Downey Jr. Say what??

In the action comedy epic, Downey apparently plays an oh-so-serious Oscar-winning actor cast to star in the most expensive Vietnam epic ever made.

The problem? The character he's meant to play is black in the original script. So what does the character do? Full-on method-acting immersion of course, dying his skin and playing the character like it was written originally.

We're admittedly pretty intrigued by this hilarious premise, but that's not the synopsis entirely.

According to EW:
"[Ben] Stiller plays an action hero who has just adopted a baby from Asia but worries that 'all the good ones are gone.'' Jack Black portrays a comedian known for performing multiple roles in a single film — his latest is called The Fatties: Fart 2. But when the film's director (Steve Coogan) and writer (Nick Nolte) get fed up with their prima donna cast, they drop them into the jungle to fend for themselves. The actors think they're doing some sort of full-immersion filmmaking, but the danger they're in is very real."
"If it's done right, it could be the type of role you called Peter Sellers to do 35 years ago,'' Downey told EW. ''If you don't do it right, we're going to hell.''

And how. That's some cojones on Downey, but at least it won't make it easy for him to play himself this time (which he usually does: see his last 3-4 films).

Paramount is unveiling the trailer on March 17 and the film is due later this summer. It sounds wrong in all the right ways. (BTW, we have to use this opportunity to say that "Reality Bites" is terrible and one of the most overrated '90s movies.)
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