1/13/2009

'Karate Kid' Remake Just Got A Dose Of Retarded Awesome

Daniel: Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?
Miyagi: Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.
Daniel: Ever catch one?
Miyagi: Not yet.


Jackie Chan is in final negotiations to play Pat Morita's role, Mr. Miyagi, in "The Karate Kid" remake. [Variety]

3 comments:

Jillian said...

That is so annoying-- the original is so great! Why ruin it or clone it with newer actors? I'm imagining Zac Efron as Daniel, which makes me laugh.

The Playlist said...

I believe Will Smith's kid is playing Daniel.

Mickey Pagels said...

Fuck this shit. Jackie Chan is a terrible actor. Just watch the outtakes of Rush Hour 3. (Shouldn't have admitted that.) He reads the phonetic pronunciation off of giant cue cards attached to the actors' shirts.

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