11/17/2009

Tracklisting for 'Avatar' Soundtrack Announced, Reveals Entire "Plot"!

For those of you that still care (we know you're out there) about "Clone Wars: Thundercats," the score for "Avatard" is now available for purchase via the Atlantic Records website and will be released on December 15, three days before the film opens.

This news follows Monday's announcement that Leona Lewis will be doing Celine Dion duty for the James Cameron film adaptation of
"Ferngully: the Last Rainforest," and her song, "I See You," will be played over the closing credits a la "My Heart Will Go On" (which apparently breaks the heart of people like Guy Lodge and RopeofSilicon who are all for it).

"Titanic" scorer James Horner reunites with the director for the music, but it's hard to imagine the "Avatar" soundtrack will reach the same chart-topping heights of its predecessor (though what we've heard in the trailer is hilarious overblown). We're curious to see if the man behind the music of "Braveheart" and "Titanic" will incorporate his beloved Celtic themes into a movie set in space via a
glossed up Land Before Time 3" world, but not curious enough to actually buy the score.

The song titles tell the story of "Avatar" and should probably come with a spoiler warning. The penultimate track is simply--and ominously--named "War." Wonder how the film ends. Curiously enough the track, "Giovanni Ribisi Plays Slimeball Stand-In For Paul Reiser," seems to be absent from the final disc. Hmm...as Hitler would probably say, "this is total bullshit."

Here's the track listing:

1. “You Don’t Dream in Cryo…”
2. Jake Enters His Avatar World
3. Pure Spirits of the Forest
4. The Bioluminescence of the Night
5. Becoming One of “The People”
Becoming One With Neytiri

6. Climbing Up – “Iknimaya – The Path to Heaven”
7. Jake’s First Flight
8. Scorched Earth
9. Quaritch
10. The Destruction of “Hometree”
11. Shutting Down Grace’s Lab
12. Gathering All the Na’vi Clans for Battle
13. War
14. I See You (Theme from "Avatar")

6 comments:

Cde. said...

'Avatard' is moronic. You can do better than that.

Stefani said...

Do you think you would ever let yourself like this movie, if it turned out to completely confound your expectations, or are you pretty much on auto-pilot after you see the trailer for a movie?

Elizabeth said...

"4. The Bioluminescence of the Night"

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAWESOME.

Matt P. said...

I suppose people like you are the reason that Hollywood rarely makes anything as creative as Avatar these days. Small minds are forced to reduce it to "Fern Gully 3" or "Clone Wars: Thundercats." I'm glad I won't be sitting next to you in the theater.

Anonymous said...

Someone at Atlantic Records just leaked the original track listing, the one Horner REALLY wanted before the studio forced the final changes:

1. “You Don’t Dream in Cryo…”
2. Jake Enters His Avatar World After Learning About Unobtanium, Which Is a MacGuffin So Don't Worry About It
3. Snape Kills Dumbledore
4. The Glowing Dandelion Things Which Signify Jake Is the Chosen One
5. Jake Totally Has HairSex with the Blue Chick
6. "Glory" Soundtrack? What "Glory" Soundtrack?
7. Jake’s First Flight, Where He Gains Na'vi Street Cred
8. Rosebud Was the Sled
9. Quaritch, the Evil Ex-marine Who Eventually Tries to Kill Our Heroes in Hand-to-Hand Combat and Dies But Only After Several Arrows Through the Chest, in E Minor
10. The Destruction of “Hometree”
11. Shutting Down Grace’s Lab and the One Guy You Thought Was Gonna Die Dies
12. And It Doesn't Look Good for Sigourney Either
13. War, Which the Na'vi Win (duh)
14. Theme of Jake Becoming Na'vi for Reals, the Humans Leave Without Their Unobtanium (told you), and Bruce Willis Was Dead the Whole Time!

The Playlist said...

ha, amusing.

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