Also, Adam Shankman and Bill Mechanic are producing tonight's show and no matter how much you might hate musicals, you can't deny the fizzy, frantic, over-the-top delight of Shankman's remake of "Hairspray." The dude's also a choreographer so we approve of their decision to eliminate the Best Song performances (always painful, and painfully boring) and throw in a couple dance numbers instead (though who knows this could totally backfire and it is a bit of a shame that Ryan Bingham won't be able to play his excellent "Crazy Heart" theme). They're still doing the questionable presentation of the Best Actor nominees (last year past winners introduced them — a not entirely successful experiment in our own opinion), but apparently it's being tweaked a bit to have friends of the nominees introduce them — we'll see what happens (and this is probably why tweeners like RPatz and Kristen Stewart are presenting??). And we can't forget the Death Montage Applause-o-Meter. Who will come out on top, Patrick Swayze Natasha Richardson, David Carradine or Brittany Murphy? We're already psyched and we haven't even mentioned the planned John Hughes tribute or the tribute to horror (though in our minds some of the biggest blows to cinema were the deaths of Karl Malden, Eric Rohmer and... we're probably forgetting others as well). This show is hopefully going to rock, especially when Mo'Nique and "The Hurt Locker" win (curious about the rest of our Oscar Predictions?) Here's hoping our high expectations don't let us down. Unfortunately, everyone won't be getting hammered like they do at the Globes, so Shankman, you better bring it.
6:30: (approx): Ok we're here, red carpeting. So, Vera Farmiga just admitted to pulling for Kathryn Bigelow for Best Director to Ryan Seacrest, NOT her "Up in the Air" director Jason Reitman. She caught herself but, OOPS.
6:37: James Cameron says if he starts "Avatar 2" tomorrow it will be at least 3 years away. Yay! Can we make it 5? 10? Never?
6:50: Sandra Bullock is dressed like the Oscar statue. Is she trying to make this win happen with The Secret?
6:54: Lenny Kravitz confirmed on the carpet he's teaming with Lee Daniels again in the upcoming project "Selma," joining Robert DeNiro and Hugh Jackman.
6:58: Diane Kruger go straight to the Worst Dressed List, do not collect $200.
7:06: Miley Cyrus, you're at the Oscars, stand up straight, you ungrateful tween.
7:11: Amanda Seyfried cops to being in "Red Riding Hood." Also, she's leaving Big Love to work more. Interesting, we like Seyfried.
7:17: Kathryn Bigelow is so hilariously taller than Seacrest.
7:18 Charlize Theron are you kidding me with the giant boob roses?
7:28: Adam Shankman walking the carpet with Queen Latifah. Loves it. Clooney is butting in. Oh, CLOONEY.
7:30: Could it have killed you to comb your hair, Clooney?
7:30: Seacrest basically cut off the Queen for Clooney. Shameless.
7:31: Meryl Streep looks awesome. She scolded Seacrest for "cheerleading" for Sandy B.
7:33: It seems so wrong for J.Lo to be promoting the sure to be a bomb "The Backup Plan" at the Oscars. Even she seemed embarrassed.































